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GARBAGE CAN: A container designed to test your ingenuity. You must
stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If
you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred,
beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.
LEAN: A very good response to the
command "sit!", especially if your person is dressed for an evening
out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.
LEASH: A strap which attaches
to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want
him/her to go.
LOVE: Is a feeling of intense
affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can
show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love
you in return.
SOFAS: Are to dogs like
napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down
the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.
THUNDER: This is a signal that
the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during
thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by
trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and
following at their heels. |